What’s the fastest fish in the world?
A motor pike.
(Just be grateful I didn’t save all the jokes from the xmas crackers this year! I promise this is the last one.)
A pilot’s favourite flavour of potato chip is…
Turn over a new reef.
(So, so good. Another xmas cracker, cracker!)
How do you keep cool at a football match?
Stand next to a fan.
(Aaah, the deliciously bad jokes that come in xmas crackers! I make no apologies.)