It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.
What’s the fastest fish in the world?
A motor pike.
(Just be grateful I didn’t save all the jokes from the xmas crackers this year! I promise this is the last one.)
A pilot’s favourite flavour of potato chip is…
Turn over a new reef.
(So, so good. Another xmas cracker, cracker!)
Lightning sometimes shocks people because it just doesn’t know how to conduct itself.
Not sure if I’ve blogged this before but…
Atheists don’t solve exponential equations because they don’t believe in higher powers.