Lightning sometimes shocks people because it just doesn’t know how to conduct itself.
Not sure if I’ve blogged this before but…
Atheists don’t solve exponential equations because they don’t believe in higher powers.
After tormenting my colleagues recently with bad tax jokes prior to their attending GST training, I realised it’s been far too long since I punned here on Lamellae. An old favourite:
The wedding was wonderful; even the cake was in tiers!
He said I was average, but he was just being mean.
A noun and a verb were dating, but they broke up because the noun was too possessive.
In grammar, double negatives are a no-no.